Psychopathic Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad excoriated President Obama for his boycott of the Durban racism conference. At a time when Obama is the new face of coming together and putting race related issues behind us, the United States had to make the tough choice to pull a no show.
The reality is, though, that the purpose of the conference was completely nullified when Ahmadinejad turned it into a racist tirade against Israel. The Obama administration made the right call.
The Times of London reports that lunatic, mad man Kim Jong Il has defied all odds and reached full nuclear capacity. North Korea may now have the capability to nuke its neighbors.
The North Korean missile test, as suspected, was only the beginning.
Exclusive secret footage of Kim Jong Il defying weapons inspector...
TheDailySoupSandwich apologizes for the breach in seriousness by posting this video. We just could not resist. Team America's Jong Il seems more lifelike to us anyway.
The real situation should scare the living you-know-what out of you though.
The 2008 BCS National Championship Florida Gator football team was called to more service off the field recently.
Video of Tim Tebow (like he needs to anyone to tell him he needs to do more):
It is the dawn of a new day. It is an era of responsibility bestowed upon us like nothing we ever seen. Accept your calling and do your part to make the World a better place.
The speculation since the campaign is that the wording around Obama's service comments have had underlying meanings. After all, there is no such thing as involuntarily volunteering. It is, in fact, involuntary servitude.
It is not enough that the Florida Gator football team worked hard and made great sacrifices to achieve a National Championship. It is not enough that the quarterback spends his Spring Break and vacations, not in Cancun, but as a missionary in the Philippines. Instead, President Obama took the time to (biased left wing media reports it as jokingly) throw in a remark that the team needed to do more off the field.
Obama jokes to gators that their service doesn't end on the field: