Is TOTUS The Real POTUS?

Mary Katharine Ham appeared on The O'Reilly Factor last night. She is a republican blogger and mentioned an underground term that has received zero mainstream attention thus far. She did so with a smirk that indicates her amusement and familiarity on the topic.

Ann Coulter was on Hannity tonight and said she could not imagine that this same term was really the President of the United States, indicating a behind-the-scenes speculation.

That term was TOTUS. What is TOTUS you ask? Well, it is believed in the right wing conspiracy circles that TOTUS is the real POTUS. POTUS stands for President Of The United States and TOTUS stands for something rather curious. TOTUS or Teleprompter Of The United States is suspected of really running the show.

Congratulations goes out to Barack Obama's Teleprompter's Blog for hitting it big.

Video of what happens when TOTUS leaves POTUS to handle things on his own: (warning-there is a bad word or two in the language describing the video)

Right Wing Bloggers Stand On Principles

Last night on the O'Reilly Factor, it was discussed as to if the crazy right wing bloggers were reporting on Joe Biden's daughter's alleged cocaine usage video. It was determined that, for the most part, everyone was leaving it alone. It was in stark contrast to the ridiculous attacks by the left wing on Bristol Palin, including fabricating stories. There seems to be quite a difference between the right and the left.

Know why that is? Because conservatives stand on principles. They believe that the children of political figures should be off limits. Too bad the other side has no principles.

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Paris Hilton shows why a mind is a terrible thing to waste:



TheDailySoupSandwich usually tries to avoid addressing stupid Hollywood comments (except good ole Garofalo) but since Paris decided to attack a Presidential candidate during the election we thought we would show it.

Oops, He Did It Again

Oops, Joe Biden did it again. TheDailySoupSandwich can't seem to keep up with our beloved Vice President. Today he appeared on The Today Show and said that he would advise his family against flying or using public transportation (because of the Swine Flu). It only took 2 hours for his office to issue an apology. Apparently, the airline industry didn't take too well to the VP suggesting economic doom for them was a good idea.

Biden telling everyone to boycott airlines and public transportation:



Something fun to watch:



Something even more fun to watch (WH Press Secretary being questioned about Biden):



Hey, Gibbs, Biden specifically said that "it's not just going to Mexico, it's confined spaces".

Wait, it gets better:




Also see: Political Terms Defined: Gaffe